Wednesday, December 31, 2008

Toddy Toddy piya Karo!!!!!

When I went to HouseBoat trip in Allapuza ,
I visited Toddy Shop in between,

at the gate

Toody Shop Food Menu,
here you get yummy Seafood,

Toddy Bottles

Check out these, offering buddy a drink,

two more friends enjoy their drink under a "Aiffel tower"!!!

Kitchen, looks like Witches Prepartion in the cauldron

Backwaters Delicacy: "Karimeen" or "Pearlspot"

Marinated Karimeen

Deep fry in pure Coconut Oil

toddy shop manager showing me the coconut tree, which braught us sweet Toddy

Special Knife to cut the flower of Coconut

My Boatman Shibu

After few Toddy Drinks
(Camera is out off Focus or Focus is out off Camera)

Bye Bye Backwaters!!!

Sunday, April 20, 2008

Dr.Shekhar’s Liposuction Surgery

Ayesha Takia ,
Looking plumpier with each passing film was rumored to have gone to UK to undergo a liposuction surgery so as to remove that extra fat.

So arrived Dr.Shekhar; for the Aid,
And did successful surgery

In Operation room called Photoshop,
Here are the photos of before and after surgery

Click on the Image

Spot the Difference


Tuesday, April 8, 2008

Saturday, March 29, 2008

What an Idea, Sirjee :D (George Bernard Shaw)

Check out what my man 'George Bernard Shaw' is saying,.......

"If you have an apple
and I have an apple
and we exchange these apples
then you and I will still each have one apple.
But if you have an idea
and I have an idea
and we exchange these ideas,
then each of us will have two ideas."

so, lets share Ideas,..
and spare apple for Newton or Mac

Thursday, March 13, 2008

Insomnia #3

So many poems getting in my head
And they wont allow me to go to bed
So i said, come over here , we'll have Wine
They said "No thanks, just dont sleep, that'll be fine

Jurassic Dark

You know, how Dinosaurs extinct in the End
'F' dinosaur said 'M' dinosaur
"Lets just be a Friend"

(Moral: I dont want 'Homo Sapien' to be Extinct)

Sunday, February 24, 2008

To the Sun

She made a broom out of her Golden Rays
She sweeps and cleans the world, All the Days
Oh! The pretty, shiny ‘Sun maid’
Job she does without getting paid

Monday, January 28, 2008

Me and Pencil

I abused my pencil yesterday
And she filed a case
Her witness was eraser
But he left without a trace

Thursday, January 17, 2008

I've Got Everything

As i told you before, I'm in Poetry mood
After my Silly Poem (LA Dog)
this is the new one, scribbled it last week :)

"I've Got Everything"

I've got ear
but I dont hear
I've got eyes
so dont tell me lies
I've got nose
that I cant close
I've got leg
so I cant beg
I've got head
thats why I get paid
I've got hair
thats where everyone stare
I've got nail
so long you cant tell
I've got hand
thats why I'm in the Band
I've got Girlfriend
whose got Boyfriend

I've got lung
I've got tongue
I've got headaches
I've got toothaches
I've got this
I've got that

I've got everything
but I dont know anything

Wednesday, January 16, 2008

Silly Poem ( LA Dog)

Dog from the Hollywood
whose tail,was U Turn
Dog was so Boyhood
Who dream of 'Audrey Hepburn'

Tuesday, January 15, 2008

Poems by Spike Milligan (My Type)

I think this is Poetry season or session
I'll start with few of my favorite poems, by Spike Milligan

I love the way he writes

come along with me



There must be a wound!
No one can be this hurt
and not bleed.

How could she injure me so?
No marks
No bruise

People say 'My, you're looking well'
.....God help me!
She's mummified me -

Spike Milligan 


I was thinking of letters,
We all have a lot in our life
A few good - a few sad
But mostly run of the mill-
I suppose that's my fault
For writing to run of the mill people.
I've never had a letter
I really wanted
It might come one day
But then, it will be just too late,
And that's when I don't want it.

Spike Milligan



Born screaming small into this world-
Living I am.
Occupational therapy twixt birth and death-
What was I before?
What will I be next?
What am I now?
Cruel answer carried in the jesting mind
of a careless God
I will not bend and grovel
When I die. If He says my sins are myriad
I will ask why He made me so imperfect
And he will say 'My chisels were blunt'
I will say 'Then why did you make so
many of me'.

Spike Milligan

So anyways ,
I think enough Poetry
This one is last,..

while Sleeping Beauty and the Beast


'Twas midnight in the schoolroom
And every desk was shut
When suddenly from the alphabet
Was heard a loud "Tut-Tut!"

Said A to B, "I don't like C;
His manners are a lack.
For all I ever see of C
Is a semi-circular back!"

"I disagree," said D to B,
"I've never found C so.
From where I stand he seems to be
An uncompleted O."

C was vexed, "I'm much perplexed,
You criticise my shape.
I'm made like that, to help spell Cat
And Cow and Cool and Cape."

"He's right" said E; said F, "Whoopee!"
Said G, "'Ip, 'Ip, 'ooray!"
"You're dropping me," roared H to G.
"Don't do it please I pray."

"Out of my way," LL said to K.
"I'll make poor I look ILL."
To stop this stunt J stood in front,
And presto! ILL was JILL.

"U know," said V, "that W
Is twice the age of me.
For as a Roman V is five
I'm half as young as he."

X and Y yawned sleepily,
"Look at the time!" they said.
"Let's all get off to beddy byes."
They did, then "Z-z-z."

Spike Milligan

Monday, January 14, 2008

Halloween in Los Angeles

Thief Lord is here

ha ha ha

Sunday, January 6, 2008

Krishna's Textiles

Most embarsssing event in Hindu Mythology,
"Draupadi ka Vastraharan"

Check out the 5 Idiots,
Do you ever wonder, How did Krishna manage to Supply that much of Sarees

Check out the Image below,.

Answer is here
ha ha

Everybody loves Krishna,

Krishna is our Romantic, Brat God,

From Loverboy to Deadly Killer (Remember Jarasandha)

He has Justification for everything,
He steal ( Rukmini and Curd from the "Mataka") He kills
He Play Music and Politics at the same time
He tells Lie, (Mai nahi maakhan khayo)
and He glorified truth in GEETA,.

And I love him

I dont want to Contradict things, Whatever he did was on Purpose, (for the goodness sake)

Not only girls , but guys are also ready to die for him,.
( Sudama, Saint Narahari, Saint Eknaath, and lot of Hippy Dudes, Including me :))

If Krishna is reading this Post somewhere in Fantasy 'Vrindavan' Land,.
just want to say - "hey Kriss, buddy"

"Shower your Love on me"